The Post Monkey does not need batteries. Pregnant women love The Post Monkey. Soccer goalies, frisbee golfers, bowlers, mimes, the homeless, Poland, cattle ranchers, glue sniffers, zoo keepers, the blind, old librarians, garbage men, lumberjacks, pimps and even Canada all consider The Post Monkey an amazing site to spend their time on. The Post Monkey may cause cancer, but it may also cure cancer. The Post Monkey has been known to end world hunger and stop a tsunami dead in its tracks. The Post Monkey encourages visitors of all ages, size, colors, nationality and religious backgrounds.